Valentine Smith is 100% Martian in terms of his attitude and personality and his initial exposure to humanity is a significant shock to his system. With the training that he has received from the Martians, Valentine Smith is at the pinnacle of Human development and is able to control all of his body functions and also has a significant amount of psychic abilities. Upon his return to Earth he is taken into custody by the government for his “own protection” and is only rescued by a nurse (Gillian Boardman) in the hospital that he is being held in. Gillian takes him to Jubal Harshaw for protection and this where the story really starts.
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The 26th Century
In the late 26th Century mankind had spread across the galaxy and colonized over 900 different planets. With huge technological innovations behind them they now had intelligent and communicative starships that were able to navigate themselves and “swallow” across the void of space.
Split into two factions – the Adamists were the largest part of the human commonwealth accounting for the bulk of the planets, citizens and soldiery. While they had discarded the “bitek” technology of the Edenists they still had an extremely advanced society and their citizens had a life span that could be measured in centuries.
The Edenists on the otherhand had primarily settled around Gas Giants and were the providers of the HE3 fuel that the Commonwealth depended upon to power its starships. The Edenists utilized bitek which enabled them to form relationships with animals and their starships through a means of “affinity”. The Edenists were a very stable society and their people generally believed in the welfare of the society as a whole, but the biggest difference is that they were essentially immortal as when they died, they were able to transfer their personalities into their habitats where they could continue to interact with the people that they had known and loved in life.
The Night Dawns
The largest Adamist planet – Earth – had for centuries been shipping out its unwanted citizens to the newer planets as forced labour. The Ivets (Involuntary Transfers) that were sent to the newly settled planet Lalonde however had amongst them a member of one of Earth’s less salubrious religions however – the Light Bringer sect who believed that only through total debauchery and violence could their voice be heard. Quinn Dexter was an ardent student and believer in this cult and he brought it with him to Lalonde where he was able to quickly infect and influence the other Ivets until he was their undisputed leader.
In space around the habitat Tranquillity – Joshua Calvert – is a salvage expert. He has had an amazing amount of success probing through what remains of the ruins in the Ruin Ring searching for intelligence and information to explain the death of the species that was once there but is no longer! When Joshua finds a memory core he knows that he has finally hit the big one and is able to get the resources together that he needs to repair the starship his father left him – The Lady Mac.
Lalonde at Night
As Quinn’s takeover of the Ivets continues, he starts to capture and torture the other colonists on Lalonde. During the course of one of these ceremonies, Quinn is observed by an alien entity that notices some of the energy of the victim travelling to another realm of some sort. As this alien observer moves closer to get more detail however it inadvertently opens a rift between the land of the dead and our reality allowing the souls of the dead to travel through.
The newly returned dead quickly posses the rest of the citizens in the outlying village and with their ability to “open” up a person to further possession by torture their growth in numbers is exponential. As they say to quite a few people who try to fight them – “you can join us now, or join us later, but either way you will join us” – and they are right. How do you fight the dead when you are fated and destined to become one yourself?
Joshua meanwhile has completed the refit of his ship and after making a couple of small trips to build up some collateral he realizes that the best way that he can make a killing is by travelling to the planet Norfolk and obtaining a large load of the local liquor to sell throughout the galaxy. However breaking into this market is difficult for a new trader but Joshua has an innovative solution. As Norfolk is a planet that has primarily outlawed technology aside from the necessities he realizes providing them with a type of wood that is stronger than steel would be a huge asset. The strongest wood so far discovered however is called Mayope and is available at Joshua’s next destination … …. … Lalonde!
In Monster Movie we have a couple of different campy scenes similar to classic 1930’s horror movies with a shapeshifter that is infatuated with the Silver Screen. We first saw a shapeshifter in S1E6 – Skin and while the monster of the week here has the same abilities – he definitely does not have the same level of menace. Unfortunately this is one of the filler episodes that really doesn’t do anything with the overall storyline or mythology. Its entertaining, comedic and a good laugh, but you could probably give it a miss without worrying too much.
When the Winchester brothers find themselves investigating a series of a bizarre murders that seem to have been caused by a variety of different creatures, they are initially quite confused as none of the perceived monsters are behaving in the way they are expected to. They find vampires that literally act like Count Dracula – including the cape – werewolves, mummies and other creatures that seem to emulate movie monsters more than anything else. Realizing eventually that they must have a shapeshifter on their hands, they set out to track him down but their initial suspicions on the culprit are proven wrong.
As Dean commiserates with a local bartender – Jamie – they are both incapacitated by her friend (Holly). It turns out that the shapeshifter has a “thing” for Jamie and actually wants to make her his bride! Jealous of Dean the shapeshifter decides to kill him also but he/it/she (kind of hard to state gender with something that can change!) is stopped when Sam finds and frees Dean.
As the brothers battle the shapeshifter, Jamie uses Sam’s silver-loaded gun and shoots the shapeshifter which fortunately is the only thing that can kill them … the shapeshifter in particlurly campy fashion, declares that this is a “fitting end” to its own “movie” and dies. The next day, Dean and Jamie part with a kiss, and the episode closes out on Sam and Dean driving off as they discuss what movie they would want their lives to be.
“The Walking Dead” returns this Sunday, February 8th, at 9pm on AMC.
I’ll be reviewing the back half of Season Five of the AMC drama here at Zone Six, and thought it might be ideal to get a refresher of the series out there and perhaps inspire some discussion on the merits of the post-apocalyptic drama.
I will take us through the show’s five-season history, season by season, death by death, token black character by token black character. That last one is a joke, mostly.
The show, as most dramas on AMC at the time, had very humble beginnings. Season One consisted of only six episodes. The pilot remains one of the highest-quality episodes of the series, though I won’t fail to mention the others as they come. It succeeds almost entirely based on two things: Andrew Lincoln’s performance as Rick Grimes, and the tight yet expository writing that introduces us to this new world.
There was a clear air of doubt when the show first began: Is it possible that we have a cinema-style post-apocalyptic zombie drama airing on television, one that is actually great?
The answer was a very resounding: maybe.
Commercially, the show has only become bigger and bigger, hitting ratings highs in its most recent season and smashing records left and right. Critically, the show darts between high praise and slams as if it were never quite sure what it wanted to be. To me, however its slights, I always know that I will be entertained by the hour of television offered by the AMC drama. And that’s what is important, right?
Though the first season ended on a slightly lame note (the obviously-CGI explosion remains at the forefront of my mind), it seemed evident that this little show had something to offer. Unfortunately, the first season was followed by the almost entirely-lackluster second season.
Our gang spent one entire season at Hershel Greene’s farm, and that ended up being one season too many. It wasn’t that the characters there were particularly dull (welcome to the group, Maggie and Beth), or that the farm made for an uninteresting backdrop (though it kind of did). It was that the plot during this season was one of the most stalling, uninterested stories I have ever had the misfortune to come across.
I want to note that it is mildly difficult to recap previous seasons of the series when the last time I watched these episodes was years ago. However, any good show should be able to point to some major milestones it achieved in any season. I don’t believe that The Walking Dead has any such major milestones in its second season, anything that ripples through to today.
The most notable of events is the death of our first main character (and credited as such): Dale Horvath. His death didn’t impact me in the way that I think the producers and writers hoped it would. Partly because we never did spend much time with him, but mostly because Dale hardly inspired sympathy. And so with his death I gladly took to Hershel as the new “wise man” figure of the group, and a much better wise man did he make.
The second notable event concerns the plot of the first half of the second season: the search for missing Sophia, Carol’s daughter. An uninteresting plot at best, it manages to spark one good episode: “Pretty Much Dead Already,” in which we discover that she has been in the barn all along as a member of the undead.
The final notable event of the season is the end of the unwanted love triangle between Rick, Lori, and Shane. Lori is revealed to be pregnant and Rick murders Shane to protect his family. It all comes across as very intense, but mostly, I think we were all pleased that the farm burned down and that our survivors could head off to a brand new season, love triangles left behind. “Better Angels” and “Beside the Dying Fire,” the two last episodes of Season Two, almost made up for the entire season, but it was entirely too late.
The third season introduced us to several new characters while also positioning the show in a way it had yet to properly do by diverging the storytelling into two different areas: the prison and Woodbury. Of course, as with all shows, we know that these storylines must converge eventually, but it was nice to see things from different perspectives.
Unfortunately, this meant spending a bit too much time with an unlikeable character, Andrea, and a too-devious villain, The Governor.
On the plus-side, season three introduced us to Michonne. In retrospect, I’m actually rather surprised that it was only two short seasons ago that she was introduced. She naturally became a huge part of the show, in part due to the great portrayal by Danai Gurira, in part due to her intense badassery, and in part due to the strong relationships she managed to forge with Rick, Carl, and Daryl.
Season Three also saw the welcomed return of Merle Dixon, though as is expected his return didn’t last very long. Through his death, we’re treated to some fine acting by Norman Reedus, who had until that point been largely relegated to being the resident crossbow-wielding badass with a soft interior. Daryl Dixon has gone through some fantastic character progression, mostly in seasons four and five, but it has always been a pleasure to have his no-nonsense character show up on screen.
We were also treated to the deaths of two rather dull characters: Lori and Andrea. It’s not to say that The Walking Dead has troubles writing women (see Michonne, Carol, Maggie, and Beth). It was simply that Lori and Andrea both came across as overly unlikeable, and both characters had long overstayed their welcome.
As a show-watcher only, I was rather surprised when Lori was killed off. It seemed she must be an integral part of the show: she was the wife of the main character. The mother of the only child character. However, her death was one of necessity, as it allowed all of our characters to grow in ways I wasn’t even sure I needed.
Season Three also introduces us to Tyreese and Sasha, siblings who have yet to reveal their last names. I can’t say that these two characters have ever struck a particular chord with me, however I’ve never minded having them around.
For a moment, let us reminisce about the fantastic episode that lay in the middle of the season. I’m talking, of course, about “Clear.” What this episode does right is what every other episode does wrong: it manages to have a single, clear purpose. It manages to trim the cast down to the most minimal amount necessary. It manages to feature the return of a beloved character without seeming contrived or out-of-place. And it featured some of the best acting the show had yet to see.
I could, in fact, fill this entire piece on the merits of “Clear,” but let me be clear (aha) by saying that if there were ever any doubt that The Walking Dead could be a good show, this episode was the one to prove that doubt wrong. Sure, the show is never consistent. And sure, we’re often treated to characters making the most ridiculous decisions. This episode showed us that the writers know how to tell a contained story. And they did, with massive success. The side plot of Carl and Michonne heading to find his family picture is touching and moving. It also gives us one of the more interesting friendships on the show, one that has strong reason to be lighthearted and fun: both of these characters desperately need it.
Beyond “Clear,” I cannot think of a single standout episode of Season Three. The finale doesn’t offer any of the climaxes that a viewer might have hoped for. The difficulties with the episode were two-fold: Firstly, it seemed that the height of the episode, the tying of the season, was Andrea’s death. That was ultimately unsatisfying. Secondly, and this ties into the first point, The Governor’s survival was unnecessary and only inspired a long sigh. His death would have been welcomed, and if his death had come at the hands of Andrea or Michonne, it would have made the entire season much cleaner, much tighter, and would have made for a much more enjoyable final hour.
I think I was right about that sigh, because come Season Four, we were treated to two very inconsequential episodes that solely featured The Governor. It’s not to say that David Morrissey is a bad actor, in fact, he is rather brilliant. It’s that the writing for The Governor was never particularly good, his motivations were never strong enough, and his brutality seemed to always come from some unnecessary bitterness.
I won’t focus on the inconsequential early episodes that focused on Rick becoming a farmer and the virus that plagued the prison, nor will I focus on the return of The Governor.
I would, however, take a moment of silence for Hershel Greene, who had a target on his head since the day he lost his leg. His death was brutal and merciless, and was perhaps the first death in the series that made me feel truly sad. Scott Wilson did a fantastic job, portraying tortured father to his daughters, mentor to Rick, and general wise man to the group. He will and has been missed.
What I will focus on is the consequences of The Governor’s attack on the prison, splitting our group up in a way we had never seen. Five groups of survivors. The will-they-or-won’t-they: Daryl and Beth. The dream team: Rick, Carl, and Michonne. The weird new family: Tyreese, Carol, and the two girls. The two that invite new characters to the show: Glenn and Tara. And the remainder: Maggie, Sasha, and Bob.
What follows are a string of fantastic episodes, some of the best the series, though none quite reaching the bars set by the pilot or “Clear.”
In particular, three episodes stand out to me to this day. “After,” the episode that finds Carl taking care of Rick and eventually having Michonne find them, has strong ties to “Clear,” which also only featured Rick, Carl, and Michonne. It was a slow-burn of an episode, quiet yet visually stunning, and the closing moment is one of the only few, truly hopeful and happy times we get in the series.
The second is “Still,” which featured only Daryl and Beth. It was a daring episode, in part because Beth had yet to be a very developed character, and in part because the goal of that episode seemed to be her trying to find alcohol. And yet it worked in a way that most other episodes do not, because it had a tight focus, and because Norman Reedus and Emily Kinney were very up to delivering the goods needed. I cannot say that this is a “must-watch” episode of the series, nor can I even say that it is in the top five of the season, but it was a specifically touching, character-driven episode.
The final is, of course, “The Grove,” which featured the death of a child at the hands of a human, the first shown in the series. It was a very unsettling episode, featuring some standout acting by Melissa McBride and the two children. It resolved the tension between Carol and Tyreese, the tension created from her killing Karen (I didn’t mention that storyline because it was largely irrelevant.) What “The Grove” managed to do was put viewers in a position they had not yet been, watching this show. Not tense for fear of zombies, nor sad due to a character’s death. It was simple terror at seeing this mentally unstable child murder her own sister.
Which leads us directly to our characters coming back together at Terminus, joined now by new characters Abraham, Rosalita, and Eugene. The cannibalism story was lifted directly from the comics, of course, but it makes a large amount of sense. In this post-apocalyptic world, some would be starving for food and would turn to their only alternative: each other.
It’s disturbing and cringe-inducing, and it all ended rather abruptly in episode three. Not to say this is a bad thing. In a series where the previous big-bad lasted much too long, I was extremely pleased to see Gareth and his gang killed off so quickly, allowing our characters to move on to their next destination.
“Four Walls and a Roof” is an early contender for the best episode of Season Five. It features one of the most intense and satisfying cold openings of the series, with Lawrence Gilliard Jr,’s excellent delivery of “I’m tainted meat!” It also marks the return of brutality from our characters, justifiably so, as they bludgeon Gareth and his friends to death.
What follows this strong episode is a slew of excellency. “Slabtown,” the standalone episode featuring Beth in the hospital, “Self-Help,” the episode featuring Glenn, Maggie, and Abraham’s group, and “Consumed,” the episode featuring Daryl and Carol, are all widely great episodes in their own rights. However, I felt their merits were squashed by an abrupt, unnecessary ending in the midseason finale.
Anyone that knows anything about the show could have predicted that Beth’s death was coming soon. Why, you ask? Because she was given rapid-fire character development in a way most other characters take seasons to achieve. I felt her death was completely unnecessary, sparked by the writers needing to add heightened emotion to the episode, needing to add an exclamation point to the end of their midseason finale. It felt shoehorned in and clumsy, though it’s not to say that her death was not or will not be impactful.
I can’t imagine for a moment what she thought she would achieve by stabbing Dawn in the shoulder with small scissors. Surely, it would be painful, but definitely not death-inducing. Maybe she knew Dawn would retaliate, and she knew someone would kill Dawn, and thus she got what she wanted. But then it seems selfish, surely there would be some more efficient way to dispose of her without potentially exposing your group of friends to open-fire from the hospital residents.
Beth’s death made me sad in a way Hershel’s did not. I felt like I didn’t get any closure with her character. I felt that she was just ready to begin to hit her potential. Emily Kinney stepped up her game at the end of Season Four and into this season, and I’m disappointed that I don’t get to see where else the show could have taken her character.
However, let us not dwell on the past, though I’m sure the show will. Maggie only just seemed to remember she had a sister as her sister’s dead body was carried out of the hospital. Noah joins our cast, and he will certainly feel some burden from her death. And I feel most of all that Daryl, our resident softie, may be the most impacted by it all.
I suppose we’ll see. If you’re up for it, AMC posted the first two minutes of the episode, which you can watch below.
What do you think? Is the show at a creative high? Does it deserve the millions upon millions of viewers it gets each week, breaking records on its way? Does it deserve critical praise alongside these viewers, or are you okay to accept it as entertaining television at best?
The Dirty Half Dozen (AKA – The Gangs all together!) – Agents of Shield (S2E19)
Somewhat like old home week, the gang is finally all back together. Skye has returned and with Ward’s inclusion last week our original cast of characters is now all together back on the boat … one thing that needs to be said though is that WOW have they changed. Skye once a bit of a loner is now truly at home with her teammates, Fitz and Simmons with their on again / off again relationship/friendship (who knows what ship) are still just as confused – perhaps even more so and May … once the mother of the group to Coulson‘s dad is now possibly considering a divorce!
The elephant though … well that’s Ward really isn’t it? Who he has become and what he’s done to those he considered his friends … this was his opportunity to really apologize and perhaps start working towards that redemption he seems to so desperately need. The team (including us) would never give it to him – his actions go definitely beyond the pail, but unfortunately Ward’s apology really shows a lack of maturity and a true understanding of the pain and anguish that he has caused his supposed friends.
When Mack apologized to Hunter – it was meaningful … you could see the tears in his eyes (I know this was acting, but it was believable) but perhaps most importantly he said the right words:
I still believe in what I do, but I never meant for you to get hurt and I’m sorry for that and I’ll try to make it up to you in any way that I can.
Ward by contrast however blames all of his actions on how he was brought up, the abuses he suffered at the hands of his family etc… he refuses to take any ownership for his actions and his sociopathic tendencies and while it seems he’s trying to do the right thing by Kara (Agent 33) he’s unable to translate these actions into the necessary changes he’d need to make in himself. While Ward seems to desperately want to be a hero again – he cannot redeem himself, truly redeem himself until he acknowledges and atones for his previous actions and shows true remorse. Right now his only regrets seem to be that he and the team had “good times”
Whereas Captain America: The Winter Soldier had S.H.I.E.L.D being impacted greatly by the events of that movie and us literally being caught blindsided, this time S.H.I.E.L.D is providing us with some foreshadowing by way of Raina and her gifts and while I personally wasn’t that impressed with this (I’ll explain more later) it was to be expected.
Episode Recap
OK lets get down to the nitty gritty as there was quite a bit of stuff that happened in this episode including a tie in for the the upcoming Avengers Movie also (as previously mentioned).
*** Spoilers below ***
With the return of Cal and Skye to the Afterlife, Cal literally explodes (verbally) and lets the cat out of the bag in regards to Skye’s parentage. If you recall from a previous episode Jianying wanted to keep this secret so I’m sure this is going to come back and bite her quite badly. Skye wants to immediately attempt a rescue of Lincoln, but when Gordon initially attempts to do so himself he is accosted by Hydra agents and almost captured. With Raina’s “influence” based on her visions, Skye has herself teleported to the bus prior to Coulson and the rest of the gang initiating their rescue attempt.
Coulson as just mentioned has managed to persuade Gonzales of the value of conducting a rescue operation to recover Mike Peterson (Deathlok) and also the unnamed powered individual (Lincoln) that H.Y.D.R.A is experimenting on. While his apparent surrender to Gonzales at the end of the previous episode might have put him into Gonzales’ “power” it is quite apparent that Coulson can literally run circles around him. His comments to Hill that Gonzales has a committee that actually vote on decisions shows the true derision that he feels for Gonzales. The sad fact is that a leader is someone willing to make those difficult decisions and deal with the consequences of them both positive and negative and unfortunately as much as I like the Edward James Olmos – Gonzales is not a leader. He is not the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. OK, I’ll get off my soapbox now and get back to the recap! 🙂
Coulson gathers together the rest of the gang and with Skye’s return to the bus thanks to Gordon, they set off on an apparent suicide mission to infiltrate the H.Y.D.R.A base. When H.Y.D.R.A detects the bus even thought is cloaked and fires two missiles apparently destroying it … our thoughts immediately go to the team … well, no, not really – we all knew they were fine didn’t we? Anyways, it turns out that they were in a quinjet inside the bus and they actually used the wreckage of the bus as camouflage to sneak down. Bakshi it seems has continued to keep them informed and they well knew the capabilities of the base prior to planning their assault. Once they are able to obtain ingress to the base they actually meet up with Bakshi and split up into three separate teams with Skye/Ward and Bakshi on the rescue team. While Skye initially uses her powers (which she seems to be gaining control of exponentially) to disable some H.Y.D.R.A agents, she really kicks ass in an action sequence that is up there with the May vs. May fight from Face my Enemy. Kevin Tancharoen has directed several episodes this season, and once again he really raised the bar for action on this series when he staged an intricate sequence showing what Skye is capable of not just with a weapon but also with her body and the surroundings. I can’t really speak highly enough if this sequence and I definitely want to see more of Skye kicking butt not just with her powers, but also good old fashioned hand-to-hand as this episode shows she’s definitely got the goods and the abilities to allow her to hold her own.
Coulson meanwhile leads Fitz and May on a separate mission to disable the anti-aircraft defenses that H.Y.D.R.A has in place so that S.H.I.E.L.D can send in some jets to destroy the base. While Fitz is hacking the defenses however, Coulson seems to have another reason for being there – rescuing Deathlok and Lincoln it seems is simply a cover and a way for him to access the base. In a similar sequence to what we saw with the Widow and the Captain from Winter Soldier, Coulson manages to obtain access to some information while May holds of the attacking H.Y.D.R.A agents. May however is less than pleased at learning of this subterfuge and continues to push Coulson to come clean with her on all of the different secrets he’s holding very close to his chest.
Simmons similarly however had her own reasons for deciding to join the rescue attempt and while her attempt on Wards life fails she does kill Bakshi. While I can understand Simmons’ need to avenge herself on Ward, I really feel that she is becoming more and more unhinged herself and if she’s not careful could end up just as damaged as he is! Jemma is not a killer. I think she’s falling apart so quickly she doesn’t know how to stop it. So much hurt, pain… She can’t deal with it alone. That’s why I really hope she confesses everything to Fitz (including Bankshi’s death and I’m afraid of how is he going to react).
Returning to the base, Coulson hands over the cube but not before letting slip that Fury is still alive. While Gonzales’ might think Coulson isn’t the Director, a phone call from Agent Hill demonstrates quite clearly that there are many others who believe the opposite. While speaking to Hill, Coulson provides her with the information that he’d stolen from H.Y.D.R.A – the location of Loki’s scepter – and also informs her that they need to call the Avengers again.
Review
From the point of view of tying up a bunch of loose ends this episode absolutely delivered and I know I’m probably in the minority in my one gripe, but since this is my post I can state it anyways! While I absolutely was expecting the fact that they’d somehow allude to the upcoming movie in S.H.I.E.L.D I hate the fact that they had to do it. I know that they (the MCU) are all interconnected and I loved what changed in S.H.I.E.L.D after the events of Winter Soldier, but this “plug” for Age of Ultron felt like nothing more than that … an attempt to get more bums in seats. Winter Soldier took me by surprise and the whole S.H.I.E.L.D v.s. H.Y.D.R.A impact along with the changes to some beloved characters … that was good storytelling. This – well we’ve all seen the trailers for weeks if not months with Ultron … we know that these are the metal men that Raina is referring to and unfortunately as much as I enjoy Raina’s character and her thorny new look, her clairvoyance feels too much like a convenient plot device to put certain pieces in place. The impact just isn’t there for these pronouncements which is really sad as the last 5 minutes of the episode removed some of the awesomeness that I felt in the rest of the episode. I absolutely know and realize that the whole MCU is interconnected – I honestly do get that – maybe its just Raina. It’s probably just me. 🙂
Coulson has kept the secret of the Theta Protocol close to the vest as the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., refusing to reveal what it means even to Agent Melinda May (Ming Na Wen). In “The Dirty Half Dozen” Coulson finally lets slip what this protocol entails while speaking to Maria Hill (Cobie Smulders): the Avengers as mentioned below and while I wasn’t too keen on how this was tied into the show, I am very curious to see what happens next week post Ultron and how that impacts S.H.I.E.L.D and the team. While Ward is absolutely not redeemed (thankfully), the question is of course is his actions on/for Kara as genuine as he is making them out to be, or is he still playing another con, this time with her inside S.H.I.E.L.D?
By this point you’ve probably already seen the trailers for the upcoming Avengers: Age of Ultron. If not you can find one of them at this link. Something else that might interest you however is an overall cinematic for the MCU as presented in the video below. I found it quite interesting and hopefully you will too!
Stargate … at one point, it seemed to be on all the time with reruns of SG1 and live episodes of Atlantis appearing regularly on TV it seemed to be the logical inheritor of the Star Trek mantle and it did it with flair (by the way have I mentioned that there seems to be a StarGate on the M6 on the way to the Lake District in the UK?). Then it all ended and there was no SciFi show on TV for almost 1-2 yrs … bit of a withdrawal to be honest for me. Battle Star Galactica came on and things were right with the world again … then Stargate Universe was announced and my “cup runneth over!”
Stargate Universe was supposed to be a “dark” version of Stargate, similar to BSG in an attempt to revive the franchise (which I must admit was slightly flagging for me also near the end of Stargate Atlantis) … however while it started out with a “bang” (literally in fact as the way in which the team transferred to the Destiny was via an exploding planet!) it really flagged in the middle and only started to pick up near the end of the season. To some extent, Stargate Universe followed the same model as previous versions – a small team that was in the middle of most stories, consisting of military (Lieutenant Scott – a young soldier, Sergeant Greer, Colonel Young – the head of the operation) and civilians (Dr. Rush – the scientist in charge, Eli – a genius kid, Chloe – a senator’s daughter & Camile Wray – a member of the International Oversight Committee), the sense of camaraderie is definitely not there as conflict abounds between the two groups that are forced together in such close proximity.
You would think that this conflict would be interesting … but unfortunately it really isn’t. Personally I would much prefer if the two groups would realize that they are alone – literally millions and billions of miles away from the rest of the human race and it would just make sense to work together! Throughout the show, the characters are trying to survive daily life on the ship, figure out where it’s going, find a way back home, and fight off the occasional bad guys …so its really not rocket science to realize that success is best achieved by working together …
A brief recap of the season is basically as follows:
Episodes 1- 4 or 5 … try to figure out where they are and how the ship works (by the way, the communication stones – really dumb – being able to communicate from literally one end of the Universe to another is stupid. The team on the Destiny should have been left to fend for themselves versus being able to “call home” … while the point is obviously to try to show the characters as they deal with their home lives, it only takes away from the real story which is the situation on the ship).
Instead of dealing with the actual issue though, the standard formula is too often followed where the show too often simply puts them in threatening scenarios, tries to convince the viewer that there’s no way they’ll escape, and eventually finds some way to get them out relatively unharmed. Some of the episodes that perpetrated this too a very great degree are “Water”, “Space” and “Lost” … to really give you a feeling of how frustrating this is/was … in Lost, some of the crew are trapped on a planet and while rushing to get back to the Destiny they just miss it before it makes its jump out of the galaxy and out of reach. In “Sabotage” – the next episode in the series, the Destiny suffers a malfunction and the stranded crew members are able to gate back on board just before it makes its jump. One other major complaint that I have is while Stargate Universe introduces a new alien race:
- They are still bipedal … there have to be other forms of life out there that aren’t symmetrical … I’d love to see them!
- Even worse though … they don’t really do anything! While they managed to capture several members of the crew (Rush and Chloe), both are able to escape without too much trouble (in fact, in Rush’s case, it is his way back to the ship after being stranded by Colonel Young!) and they seem to be pretty much useless for anything else!
In fact the “villains” in Stargate Universe after being all the way on the other end of the universe … are … humans! Come on, this was the perfect chance to introduce some sort of new super race. I mean in the beginning of Atlantis the Wraith were actually villains worth the name! Here’s hoping that when Stargate Universe returns for its next season it actually has learned from its mistakes and while it left several members of its crew in jeopardy … unfortunately, chances are good that they will all survive!


